Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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