in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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