Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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