I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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