It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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