So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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