you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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