She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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