She's JV to your varsity
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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