didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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