new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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