This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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