she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
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