i just google imaged poop.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
