How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
