that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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