you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
