Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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