Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm at about main and main street
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
