But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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