Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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