so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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