Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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