dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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