Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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