That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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