hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
my liver is dry heaving
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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