It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize
