PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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