i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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