My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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