god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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