Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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