So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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