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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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