what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
