My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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