question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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