he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You need a sexual gate keeper
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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