but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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