i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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