i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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