dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
it was like eating out sand paper
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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