My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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