i just google imaged poop.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Randomize
