hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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