he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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