susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
my poor anus
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
