Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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