but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
